“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more so that we may fear less.”

“If you wait, all that happens is you get older.”

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”

“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all of these problems in one delightful little cup.”

“The mature response to the problem of existence is love.”

“Happiness is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters into a million pieces. Maybe the bravest of all are those who have the courage to reach for it again.”