“I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.”

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has his own son who thinks that he’s wrong.”

“Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.”

“I have reached the age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.”

“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.”

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”