“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has his own son who thinks that he’s wrong.”

“I have reached the age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.”

“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.”

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.”

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.”

“Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, “Que pasa, baby?”