“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all of these problems in one delightful little cup.”

“When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.”

“I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror.”

‘Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.”

“If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?”

“You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.”