“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.”

“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.”

“When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I am past the hard part and there is a snack in my future. That’s a good thing as far as I am concerned.”

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”