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“There are three signs of old age: loss of memory…I forget the other two.”

— Red Skelton

“My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don’t know anything at all.”

— Oscar Wilde

“A person is always startled when he hears himself called old for the first time.”

— Oliver Wendell Holmes

“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…”

— Norman Wisdom

“There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and ‘how well you look.’”

— Nelson Rockefeller

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.”

— Mark Twain

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