“Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.”

“What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears…as easily as we open and shut our eyes.”

“I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.”

“I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. And my exercise? I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.”

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.”

“Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.”